两女用胸互顶小说 高清

评分:
9.0 推荐

分类: 喜剧片 2002

导演: 理查德·莱斯特

剧情介绍

  这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。
  An absurdist classic
  This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

评论:

  • 芸欣 7小时前 :

    真会说,把外遇比喻成“时间之外的爱情”

  • 虎和同 4小时前 :

    总是在奔跑的阿娜伊斯,有点粗心,有点话痨,有点莽撞,有点狡猾,像推土机一样轰轰烈烈地碾过,跌跌撞撞地追问爱是什么,以及自己配不配爱。好像没什么原则,但是又能坚定地离开自己不想要的关系;好像毫不在乎,但也会在海边独自哭泣。阿娜伊斯是一个拧巴的绳结,自己试图解开,但又总以另一种方式把结系紧。或许年长、优雅、理智的作家看透了爱情只是错觉,但是阿娜伊斯的“我不同意”更加掷地有声。在混乱无解的世界勇敢奔跑吧,不管跑向哪儿。

  • 林欣 2小时前 :

    3/5 @ mk2 bibliothèque

  • 翦嘉澍 7小时前 :

    最后几分钟的谈话本片高光。法国女演员永远让我倾倒。

  • 星然 7小时前 :

    铺垫略长但Emilie出场会整个眼前一亮。法国人的浪漫真的是浑然天成。听着音乐在草地喝着酒共舞、沙滩的爱欲,真的太美了⋯ 一场野性与理智碰撞出的爱情,她们俩的信真好,也很能看出俩人性格与生活追求的不同。

  • 桐初 2小时前 :

    皮套大战yyds,剧情也有在好好写,真的还蛮不错发

  • 轩振 9小时前 :

    本来是无2号的:

  • 骞树 3小时前 :

    前半段为了主角性格铺垫过多,后面的内容如果让我写也会这么写。很像真实经历改编的故事。

  • 羊舌明凝 0小时前 :

    第一次看假面,舍友极力推荐我这些,除了第一次画风有点奇特之外,感觉和挺不错,还比较合理

  • 瑞霞飞 6小时前 :

    可以把遇到作家之前的部分都剪掉……作家太美了,很吸引人。 感情还得是双向的才能行。

  • 毛霞姝 3小时前 :

    距假面骑士诞世业已过了半个世纪。 关于过去 未来 与思念。 诚意满满的骑士剧场版。较为完整的世界观和故事情节,饱满的人物形象和情感。

  • 漆雕白玉 2小时前 :

    除了和一对儿先后搞在一起的狗血剧情外,每一帧都很美,两位女主很性感,健康的美

  • 梦莉 0小时前 :

    政治斗争和军事斗争如出一辙,无所谓道德,只有不择手段。

  • 温?承基 3小时前 :

    两个中产阶级在年轻女孩儿的热情与自由面前溃不成军,没人能在直白的热情与渴望面前无动于衷。还有法国人太浪漫了,羡慕死人了

  • 林宛白 6小时前 :

    16.12.21 清新明快的法国爱情片,莽撞冲动的年轻小妞在生活和爱情中屡屡受挫,却依旧热烈不羁,活力四射。窝囊的情人,羸弱的家人和理智的爱人都无法阻止她自由的步伐,让我仿佛看到什么事都“偏要勉强”的赵敏。实在很欣赏一直明白自己要什么,且有勇气take bold decisions的人。Playing safe is boring. 本片对于生命、爱情和激情的探讨道出了每一个理想主义者的困境。面对母亲的病情,Anaïs的那句“I don’t want to be sad”朴素、自私却又无比真实。我们害怕的只是被生活最物质的一面击垮,这大概会是对我们生活态度最耻辱的背书吧。

  • 袁亦旋 9小时前 :

    而且这部电影的台词也挺好的,很有启发性,画面很唯美,节奏很新盈。

  • 闫法文光 6小时前 :

    本来是无2号的:

  • 辞梁 3小时前 :

    反派迪亚波罗和伪星尘十字军埃及篇画面也太JOJO了,这下jo面骑士了。

  • 郯德寿 8小时前 :

    谁能想到我在评论了这部电影的几个月后也喜欢上了一个比我大十几岁的女人??

  • 段芳春 0小时前 :

    现在想看一部好电影为什么这么难,女主跑得看的我好累,那些文艺味精总让人出戏。。。

加载中...

Copyright © 2015-2023 All Rights Reserved