两女互用双头龙小说

两女互用双头龙小说 高清

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分类： 喜剧片 2005

导演： 理查德·莱斯特

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　　这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。
　　An absurdist classic
　　This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

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  • 豆博敏 1小时前 :

    女主每分每秒都在口吐芬芳 极致川粉的确又失智又好笑 去掉一星的原因是实在是太太太晃了 伪纪录片看的也不少了这部是最晃没有之一

  • 钮弘济 6小时前 :

    唯一的记忆点是it’s not a rainy day it’s a snowy day 圣诞节看还挺有氛围的 以及男二真的好帅呜呜呜 是个人会不选他吗哈哈哈

  • 杉初 6小时前 :

    本来打四星，彩蛋一出五星无争议。压力太大的伙计们快来看这个解压，女主角实在太带劲儿了，英式的很彻底。几个高光镜头也够黑够邪，受够了这个操蛋的世界，来听主角说一整部电影的脏话吧，Motherfucker.

  • 沃溪蓝 5小时前 :

    前一小时冗长且割裂，恐怖桥段执行力不行导致泄气。上古蝶神造型不错。

  • 美花 1小时前 :

    结尾「说唱彩蛋」是全片的亮点，而用「疫情脑残」的人设来面对「恐怖直播」故事类型，更透露出一种「以毒攻毒」的戏谑，反正从类型片或者人设的角度看两者都是「垃圾」，反而呈现出一种反差强烈的黑色幽默。

  • 潜向露 9小时前 :

    不好看

  • 楠瑶 7小时前 :

    一个房子里有上古蝶仙，只要拿活人祭祀就可以获得健康，这个房子被献祭的人，可能曾经也献祭过别人

  • 铁迎蕾 1小时前 :

    可惜 怪物樣子還蠻驚悚 卻只能靠意念殺人 ....

  • 荤飞莲 4小时前 :

    诡怪凶猛的话痨疯婊之夜，吐一手唾沫一巴掌扇过去才是绝佳清醒解药，比同类型《致命录像带》有趣。唱完（骂）片尾名单真不赖！

  • 阳裕 0小时前 :

    伪纪录电影玩的花样越来越多了，从女巫布莱尔到电脑桌面到行车记录仪

  • 祢琬凝 1小时前 :

    预订年度十佳，足够恶趣味，足够爆胆吓，足够反主流，女主的口活儿也是真的够劲爆

  • 燕香芹 3小时前 :

    只要献祭老人、妇女或儿童，就能得到某种力量的庇佑。

  • 秋梦凡 4小时前 :

    听说是扑棱蛾子就来看了，结果看到80分钟还是灵异片最后几分钟扑棱蛾子终于出来了…值！造型确实挺cult的，其实就是食梦貘的里子，节奏也还行，讲真比新蝙蝠侠好看多了

  • 梦俊 7小时前 :

    除了疯批女主一嘴流利的虎狼 Rap 有点猎奇，其他都是浮云…

  • 芙菡 5小时前 :

    电影刚局就被那个大怪物惊艳到，对于接下来的剧情还是很期待的。故事的画面感跟色彩搭配还是有那种惊悚度的。

  • 湛合美 3小时前 :

    片子挺好，算是有头有尾，后面算是把反派的来由也说清了。扣一星主要是最后的恶魔太菜了，献祭了这么多人，还以为它爬出来是献祭够了可以在这边现形了（在水下的车里也受了重伤都没爬出来），结果威力就比普通人大点，附身的时候力量强会念力，结果出来就是个寄生虫。

  • 滕康裕 5小时前 :

    女主的说唱不错，川普治下的美国这么民主自由了？

  • 玥璐 1小时前 :

    贴图完毕，转战下一个~（某些叽叽歪歪的能不能把你的精品译作发出来呢？呵呵。you can you up，no can no bb）

  • 舜燕妮 9小时前 :

    又乱又臭（各种意义上），就冲女主到朋友家、到餐馆里发疯就足够她死一万次了

  • 漫文耀 1小时前 :

    近期看过的最佳恐怖片，说唱歌手的蹩脚韵脚搭配血腥残酷的画面简直又离谱又搞笑

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