娇妻成为公用坐便 高清

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分类: 喜剧片 2007

导演: 理查德·莱斯特

剧情介绍

  这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。
  An absurdist classic
  This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

评论:

  • 格初 2小时前 :

    马东锡怎么都耐看,打戏精彩极了,尤其是那重击肝脏区的几拳,美。

  • 蕾锦 5小时前 :

    真·一拳入魂了。奈何孙锡久这么魅力罪犯,遇到马东锡也只有挨打的份儿。较上一部更具喜感,剧情更简单,甚至有些无脑。不过动作戏还在水准,虽然没有上部更凌厉明快,有个一镜到底的单挑戏还算可以。

  • 过夏岚 7小时前 :

    开挂的男主,有力量,有敏捷,又有智谋,这谁能打的过。

  • 泷仪文 4小时前 :

    鸟为食亡的宿命使得极端暴匪不能断臂求生,最终在影片后段被马副班长一伙围在笼中。遗憾的是,崔智白雇佣的队伍给人带来的集团式犯罪和幕后操纵错觉的出场,最终还是变成极端个案离场。大韩警官诙谐暴力,粗中带细,隐忍痛击,锄暴安良,快意恩仇。第一部捍卫韩国主场,第二部远征越南。合着韩国也拿民族主意赚钱卫国。第一部中国朝鲜族是首尔社会问题,第二部韩国黑帮成为胡志明市社会不稳定因素,还杀抢本国越南游客。哈尔滨张晨到哈尔滨张谦,不到5年(2004-2008)中国人从反派主角滑落到边角秒端盒饭杀手。聪明人可能都借着改开和法改春风出口转内销去做合法生意了。张夷帅这个名儿,挺合身的。

  • 贝嘉致 4小时前 :

    直接一个五星,就是喜欢看那些不动脑、不费力的爽片,生活已经够苦了,看个电影还要继续苦吗?

  • 阙静和 4小时前 :

    “你知道我是谁吗?我是哈尔滨张谦!”救命啊哈哈哈哈哈哈

  • 月帆 9小时前 :

    比上一部打的爽,但剧情太拉了。具是真的帅。

  • 驰浩 9小时前 :

    其实挺一般的,跟第一部想比视觉冲击感差了太多,刺激度也不太够

  • 栋逸 4小时前 :

    [6.0]看看打戏就行了,废话剧情一堆,还特别老套又无逻辑。韩国动作片再不创新也就那样了。

  • 臧多思 2小时前 :

    3星半,简单、粗暴的针锋相对,一言不合就抡起拳头,人设就是为马东锡量身定做,感觉身材怎么越来越壮,孙锡久饰演角色的凶暴度完胜上一部反派。

  • 祖安澜 1小时前 :

    时隔五年,神马东锡的铁拳依旧无敌,却没有当时看第一部的爽快感,主要是反派塑造得有些单薄,第一部的尹启相比这一部的孙锡久要出色得多,以至于片子结尾的配角还玩儿了一把“哈尔滨张晨”的梗

  • 芃谛 3小时前 :

    第3620-孙锡久虽然魅力十足冷静狠辣,可遇到马东锡第一次跑了,第二次竟然想贿赂气势上就输半截,不能叫旗鼓相当。

  • 艾冰冰 4小时前 :

    爽片爽就行啦

  • 祥桂 1小时前 :

    看完《我的解放日志》再看这一部有一种奇妙的延续性

  • 璐雪 2小时前 :

    3.5啊以西,西八,keiseigia ~溜溜的

  • 闫韵诗 4小时前 :

    杀人的时候,血飞溅出来也太不要钱了吧~两部连着看,第二部确实给港产的警匪片差太多了。

  • 逸乘 9小时前 :

    韩国的刑警连枪都不配吗?真可怜。

  • 杉涵 6小时前 :

    还是第一部看起来比较酷。第二部男主没第一部有杀伤力

  • 紫冬 3小时前 :

    乔杉壮了也可以演这种凶狠又搞笑的角色吧,哎哈哈。橘子精就是个见人砍人的工具人。

  • 杭高飞 6小时前 :

    第3620-孙锡久虽然魅力十足冷静狠辣,可遇到马东锡第一次跑了,第二次竟然想贿赂气势上就输半截,不能叫旗鼓相当。

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