Martin (John Amplas), a young man who looks around 20-years-old, boards a train in Indianapolis, Indiana for New York. At night, he breaks into a sleeping car and sedates a woman with a syringe full of narcotics. She struggles, but he tells her not to struggle or be upset because she wont feel pain. After a few minutes, the woman falls asleep, and Martin has sex with the unconscious woman. Afterwards, he slices her wrists with a razor blade so he can drink her blood. The woman bleeds to death in her sleep.
In the morning, the train stops in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania where Martin disembarks. He is met by Tata Cuda (Lincoln Maazel) an elderly and hostile old man who claims to be his cousin from the Old World. Together, they travel by another train to the town of Braddock, a dying industrial suburb. They walk to Cuda's large house where he shows Martin his living quarters. Cuda then accuses Martin of being an 84-year-old vampire from his old country. He has taken in Martin because he is family, but tells him, "First I will save your soul. Then I shall destroy you." Martin denies being a vampire and implies that Cuda is merely his uncle rather than his cousin. Cuda then puts up strings of garlic on the doors to his and his granddaughter's room, and then holds up a small cross when Martin approaches him. Martin takes away the cross, and even takes a bite of the garlic mocking these attempts by saying bitterly, "There's no real magic... ever". Cuda tells Martin that he can come and go as he pleases. But he also warns Martin that he will kill him if he kills anyone in Braddock. He also tells Martin to stay away from his granddaughter Christine (Christine Forrest), whom arrives home from her job that evening.
Cuda introduces Christine to Martin, but also warns her to stay away from him. But Christine instead strikes up a friendship with Martin who confides in her about his vampire heritage. When Cuda later confirms Martin's claims to be a vampire, Christine, not surprisingly, refuses to believe either one. She thinks that Cuda and the other members of her family have driven Martin to insanity by making him think that he is a vampire. It is never revealed if Martin really is a vampire, or just a shy and lonely youth with troubled issues. Christine is the only person that Martin gets the courage to talk to. When Christine's boyfriend Arthur (Tom Savini) arrives at the house for dinner, Martin stops talking and backs away despite Arthur's attempt at a conversation. Christine later confides in Martin that she hopes to leave Braddock someday with Arthur, even though Martin points out that Arthur treats her badly and is both verbally and physically abusive towards her.
When Christine sees that Martin won't talk to anyone else, she buys him a phone which he installs in his room. Martin begins to repeatingly call a radio talk show where he describes what it's like to be a vampire. He becomes known on the radio as "the Count" to all the listeners. But the patronizing host (Michael Gornick) thinks he's just crazy.
Martin gets a job at Cuda's grocery store of stocking shelves, hauling boxes around, and even gets to be a delivery boy for some of the customers. One of his customers is a certain Abby Santini (Elyane Nadeau), who becomes taken in with Martin. She is a very friendly young woman who is depressed when she tells Martin that her husband is unfaithful. But Martin still does not have the nerve to talk with her, so she is happy to have someone to confide in with her life problems. Martin phones the radio show host to describe his infatuation with the housewife and senses that she wants to have sex with him. When the radio show host asks Martin if it is a sexual problem that he has involving women criticizing him during sex, Martin replies that he has never had sex with a woman who was awake.
One day, Martin travels by train to outside Braddock to look for victims. At a supermarket, he follows a young woman (Sarah Venable) home to her posh suburban house. He sees the woman's husband (Richard Rubenstein) leave for a long business trip, and Martin decides this would be the right time for more feeding. Martin returns to the house after dark and breaks in through the garage door. But it is Martin who gets the surprise when he bursts into her bedroom to find her in bed with her adulterous lover Lewis (Al Levitsky). After a vicious struggle, Martin jabs both of them with hyprodermic needles with narcotics, and waits for the drugs to take affect. He drags the unconscious body of Lewis from the house to a clump of trees across the street where he kills him by shoving a broken tree branch into his neck and drinks his blood. Martin returns to the house where he has sex with the unconscious woman. But out of compassion and pity, he decides to let her live.
Martin begins to have romantic monochrome visions of his vampire past (real or imagined), where he drained blood from a young woman and was chased through the streets of a nameless European town by a torch-lit mob.
During one Sunday at church, Cuda brings home Father Howard (George A. Romero) who asks him about the possibility of exorcism and demon possession. Father Howard calls upon the elderly Father Zulemans (Clifford Forrest, Jr.) over at Cuda's request. Together, Cuda and Zulemans confront Martin his bedroom and attempt to perform an exorcism on him. At this point, Martin remembers (another real or imaginary flashback), in the Old Country of people trying to perform an exorcism on him, and he flees them. Martin then flees from Cuda and Zuelmas as well. A little later that night, Martin terrorizes Cuda in a children's playground when he puts on a Dracula cape and puts false fangs into his mouth to pretend that he really is a vampire.
One day, Martin finally musters the courage to talk with Mrs. Santini during a routine delivery to her house where he tells her that he's aware of her attempts to seduce him and wants now to have sex with her. After having sex for the first time, Mrs. Santini becomes more depressed for she tells Martin that her husband just left her because she discovered that she cannot bear children, and that her desires towards him are based on sex and nothing else. But Martin wants to stay with her and help her move on with her life. Martin tells the radio show host about his affair with the housewife and that he no longer has the urge to attack other women.
Meanwhile, Arthur meets with Cuda and tells him that he wants Christine to leave town with him so they can get married and start a family. But Christine becomes angry at Cuda when he tells Arthur that insanity runs in their family and he shouldn't consider having children with her. Shortly afterwards, Christine packs up and leaves Braddock for New York with Arthur despite Martin telling her that Arthur is abusive towards her. But her mind is made up. Before leaving, Christine tells Martin that she really has no ill feelings towards him and just wants to make a fresh start with her life. She says goodbye to him and promises to write. But Martin knows that with an abusive and possessive man in Christine's life, she probably won't.
Depressed over losing his one true friend, Martin phones the radio show host and tells him that he's getting "shaky" and wants to go out looking for more victims. That night, Martin travels to a rough crime-ridden area of Pittsburgh and attacks two derelicts in a alley, injecting them with narcotics. He kills one of them by silting the bum's wrist and drinking his blood. Martin is about to kill the second one when a police car shows up and gives chase. Martin narrowly escapes during a long chase on foot which leads from the garbage strew streets and through a local store. Martin runs into an old warehouse where a drug deal is going down. A shootout between the two cops and the three thugs begins where all of them are killed, leaving Martin as the sole survivor who casually walks away from the carnage.
One day, Martin finds Mrs. Santini dead in her bathtub, after she had slit her writs with a razor blade. Martin anonymously calls the police to report the body and leaves. He phones the radio show host one final time to say that he really doesn't need friends or people to talk to for he is his own person. But when Cuda learns about Mrs. Santini's suicide, is mistakenly thinks Martin killed her and made it look like a suicide as he's done before. Cuda walks into Martin's room while he is asleep and kills him by hammering a wooden stake through Martin's heart.
Cuda buries Martin's body in his back garden, while over the closing credits various voices from people are heard talking to the radio show host asking the whereabouts of "the Count".
铺垫有点长，蚁人打了个酱油，结尾草草收场。不过卖弄情怀真的很管用，加一星情怀分。片尾两个彩蛋。
就剧情来说看得人昏昏欲睡，就情怀来说没什么可共情的；我一八零后都没看过84版的捉鬼一帮子小屁孩谈致敬谈粉丝向简直装X装得可笑...
中规中矩吧，他人眼中的怪老头，死了以后仍一直在默默保护着人类，最终获得家人和朋友的认可。
谁看不想去火烧岛？谁不喜欢Zane Phillips？come on！
因为muna唱了里面的歌去看的，真是让我本就不快乐的一天雪上加霜，不想再看烂片了。
强卖情怀，让十二岁的女主角拿着上个世纪的武器去打鬼大可不必。
这一部的缺点是鬼怪不够大不够有想象力，boss看起来就是一个穿白色紧身衣的中二病。优点是剧情居然不幼稚，虽然还是有的点不能细想，乍一看就是低配《怪奇物语》。最近刷了太多情怀了，所以看到原版人马出场也就那样，反正上一部也有比尔莫瑞。小棉花糖太萌了，还是加一星维持4星吧。
正统情怀片，这有快40年了吧？收合怀旧影迷，片尾两个彩蛋加分。但和老版差距明显，笑料和恶搞太少了，后半部又弄得场面太大太严肃，捉几个鬼而已嘛。
温馨、欢快、热闹，套上傲慢与偏见太像郭敬明的叙事风格。开头看轻微抵触，Will跟Noah的线很尬，友谊交锋开始扳回来，是Crazy Rich Asians的vibes——亚裔自己的表达，是好的尴尬。后半部转的格外漂亮，直男们不太理解queer为什么要兄弟间姐妹相称，可以联想下学外语，脑子里多了一个讲外语的声音，改变自己的identity。outing是接受一个新的足以完全改变人的一层identity，姐妹相称就是community的心意，而非label。对monogamy was created by straight people to make us less interesting的交锋到位，不要害怕vulnerable。本以为是hulu独播，Disney＋也买了，亚裔表达多打一颗星。
工工整整的类型+剧情+套路+怀旧致敬。片尾曲是小Pheobe的演员自己写自己唱的，真可爱。另，豆瓣影评里那些跟淘宝评价一样的文章是什么鬼东西。。
男主为了逼人搞对象以及自己搞对象，给人施加的压力太大了，需要去挂一个精神科的专家号，还要再买一个千斤顶，以防复发。
gay cliche fantasy dream 这两天玩游戏后遗症满脑子想在岛上拼刀
You are a liar Charlie,sorry not sorry!
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看之前以为会是像《外出就餐》系列那样的同志喜剧类型，看之后一脸问号，肉也没有很好看，剧情也是很老套，我原以为这类型电影要嘛就有趣搞笑要嘛就有各种美肉…
the fact dzyn demonstrates 0 aptitude for his live career hehehe 😠😠 not reliable, not consistent 全程dyks在线就tm不播 my heart s bleedin u made me bleed :))) just fxxkin show up ugh does that seem so hard to do? LIFE WITHOUT DZYN LIVE EVERYDAY IS A DUMPSTER FIRE. f miss ur sense of fun n ur PERSONALITY. :))))
本片非常写实化，也非常招摇，它更突出的是当代美国男同性恋群体的众生相，展示这些人在自己群体内、已经完全不掩饰身份情况下的真实生活。
这段期间最喜欢的商业片 结尾真的感动到了 情怀拉满
愿得一人心，白首不分离。中外同志本没什么两样。明年是不是要有同志版小妇人了？
超级情怀的一部电影，几个小朋友都很可爱，原版演员悉数回归（已故的 Harold Ramis 化为数字鬼魂回归本片），结尾彩蛋也诚意满满，虽然少了些刺激的桥段，但让人十分期待下一部！
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