朱砂手串鉴别真假

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分类： 喜剧片 2000

导演： 西里斯科什·慕克吉

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　　喜剧，讲一个男人通过装假胡子装扮成兄弟两个人，周旋于女友和未来岳父之间，因为岳父喜欢有胡子的人，认为有胡子的人成熟稳重。
　　Ramprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma (Amol Palekar) is looking for a better paying job. He and his sister Ratna (Manju Singh) have no relatives or acquaintances except Dr. Kedar (David). Dr.Kedar tells him about Bhavani Shankar's (Utpal Dutt) firm known as Urmila Traders. Shankar is a weird man. He is a man of traditional values, hence he naturally hates youth wearing modern clothes. He is a sports fan, but thinks lowly of youth knowing anything about sports. But his most weird trait is hatred towards men without moustaches. He thinks that men without moustaches are characterless.
　　Ramprasad has a moustache. He takes care of other problems by wearing kurta & feigning ignorance about sports. Bhavani hires him immediately. Ram is a hardworking guy, so Bhavani (& Ram) have no problems. However, Ram once takes leave by pretending that his mother (who died many years ago) has taken ill, and goes to watch a hockey match. Bhavani Shankar, who also attended the match, sees him there.
　　The next day Bhavani summons Ramprasad to his office and asks him about the Hockey match. Remembering the plot of a movie a friend of his is shooting, Ram convinces Bhavani Shankar that he had seen his "moustache-less" identical twin Lucky (alias Lakshmanprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma) at the stadium.
　　Bhavani Shankar buys his argument & feels bad about accusing him and decides to make amends by hiring Lucky to teach his daughter Urmila (Bindiya Goswami) music. Ramprasad reluctantly shaves his moustache to become Lucky and starts to teach music to Urmila. He is helped by his actor friend Deven Verma (playing himself).
　　Now Urmila aka Urmi is the exact opposite of her father. She takes immediate liking to Lucky, while Ram is barely noticed by her. Bhavani notices this & gives Ram another job to tutor on the pretext of her exams. Meanwhile, Mrs. Srivastav (Dina Pathak), a socialite, is roped to play the part of Ram, "Lakshman" & Ratna's mother. Like Ram, she also ends up playing her own twin in front of Bhavani.
　　Ram decides to tell Urmila the truth. Urmila tells him to tell the truth to Bhavani as well. Ram goes to Bhavani to tell the truth, but Bhavani sees Ram's moustache giving away. Bhavani exposes Ram, but ends up thinking that Lucky murdered Ram & impersonated him to marry Urmila.
　　In a hilarious chase that follows, Bhavani ends up totalling a police jeep. The Senior Inspector (Om Prakash) mistakes him for a thug named Pascal D'Costa & is about to lock him up in the jail. Only when his Inspector identifies Bhavani Shankar by his real identity is he freed. By now, a harried Bhavani has developed hatred for twin as well.
　　On coming home, he finds that Urmila & Lucky are married. He refuses to give them blessings, until Dr.Kedar comes to the scene & explains the whole situation. Now, Bhavani becomes even more furious, but on everybody's insistence, relents. The film ends with a family photo of Mrs.Srivastav, Ratna, Urmila, Ram, Dr.Kedar, Bhavani's sister Kalindi (Shubha Khote) & Bhavani (who is shown without moustache).

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    我为什么要看这么烂的片，女猪无论颜值身材人设演技四合一灾难，剧情无聊兼闷到侮辱智商，尤其后半段都是些什么鬼，这样都能被反杀也只有智商为0才会有，kimi原来是工具人...

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    精彩的后疫情时代电影，人工智能，女权意识和心理惊悚各种议题都糅合在里面了，小巧精炼，给了各种线索。本该帮助被侵犯女性的组织成员助纣为虐，反隔离抗议者帮助女主不被杀手拖拽上车，讽刺极了。女主离开家再逃离回家的镜头真的让人眩晕心悸。最后片尾曲用了elastica的connection，好开心

  • 芝梅 6小时前 :

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  • 辰澄 4小时前 :

    我很喜欢诶嘿嘿嘿我觉得女主出门那段，是焦虑症患者的写实

  • 蚁山兰 5小时前 :

    导演索德伯格功底不用多说，但剧情就是一个很小的故事，单线叙事，结尾处理太简单，虎头蛇尾。整个影片看完给人一种小家子气的感觉，但也能理解毕竟受疫情影响，整个好莱坞都不景气，在环境限制下，拍犯罪惊悚拍成这个程度已经很难得了。

  • 柯语燕 0小时前 :

    听了个社会新闻一琢磨就弄个后窗高科技版的感觉，创作估计耗时半小时，索德伯格已经多年作品在及格线徘徊了，一直是很有想法的导演镜头运用也很有个人特色，但近几年一直给人在糊弄的感觉，比起年纪大的多更爱惜羽毛的导演该长长心了。。。

  • 频德馨 5小时前 :

    故事内容很简单，拍摄氛围感十足，尤其是描述心理障碍症状发作时；看完最后一幕好解压！

  • 衣锦诗 4小时前 :

    活在被各种高科技和原始工具轮流监控的今天已经没有任何隐私可言了，也算是赶了一把潮流拍了一部低成本现代惊悚片，不过漏洞比较多，花如此巨大的成本犯罪动机也含糊其辞，但总体还是挺有创意的，三星半。

  • 静妮 0小时前 :

    三星半。鼓励一下打四星了。节奏和气氛控制的很好。虽然有一些情节存在合理性问题，但还是认为值得一看

  • 梅涵 9小时前 :

    三星半。非常在我的审美偏好上 ，尽管女性表达如此直白，疫情背景如此生硬，你就看视听语言：如果室内戏的镜头调度还是一种不新鲜的顺滑感，那么出门后就是全程高能；声音设计非常巧妙贴合于「电脑电影」或「流媒体电影」。最后利用 KIMI 表达我们确实会被集权控制，但个体也有可能利用其本身反制，那个血手点赞直接笑死。

  • 谯书易 1小时前 :

    单薄的剧情，其实拍个四五十分钟的电视剧足够了

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  • 濯海瑶 8小时前 :

    监听第一次变得如此正向，万万没想到啊，剪辑没啥特色，感觉可以在压缩，尤其出门前用得着那么多铺垫吗？疫情背景下的不安或许会放大，但是为啥第一时间不选择报警呢？而是要上级联系fbi？程序员之间沟通都不忘了kimi关机，真是个好习惯。然而社恐的女程序员居然可以如此正义感爆棚然后就。。。最后就克服了？？？

  • 舒幻桃 2小时前 :

    前半部分太冗长了，没必要，最后反杀几个坏蛋的时候还挺爽的，那个胖子邻居全部的作用居然就是帮助女主拖住坏蛋，一开始还以为也是坏蛋呢，anyway，万物互联还可以这样玩，有点意思，不得不说，美帝就是怪咖多

  • 舜齐敏 1小时前 :

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  • 衡叶彤 6小时前 :

    剧情就一般般 十年前我们就没有隐私可言了 现行的科技早已把你的一切扒的一干二净 唯一有感情戏的男的太特么丑了

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    男主的灵魂每隔12小时就换到另一个人的身体里，这个设定有点类似于《变脸》。

  • 运康 9小时前 :

    像一口气读完一部中篇小说

  • 梦萱 7小时前 :

    三星半。鼓励一下打四星了。节奏和气氛控制的很好。虽然有一些情节存在合理性问题，但还是认为值得一看

  • 焦紫萱 3小时前 :

    九十分钟，有张力、有悬疑，小巧玲珑型的故事。

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