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分类： 喜剧片 2006

导演： 西里斯科什·慕克吉

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剧情介绍

　　喜剧，讲一个男人通过装假胡子装扮成兄弟两个人，周旋于女友和未来岳父之间，因为岳父喜欢有胡子的人，认为有胡子的人成熟稳重。
　　Ramprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma (Amol Palekar) is looking for a better paying job. He and his sister Ratna (Manju Singh) have no relatives or acquaintances except Dr. Kedar (David). Dr.Kedar tells him about Bhavani Shankar's (Utpal Dutt) firm known as Urmila Traders. Shankar is a weird man. He is a man of traditional values, hence he naturally hates youth wearing modern clothes. He is a sports fan, but thinks lowly of youth knowing anything about sports. But his most weird trait is hatred towards men without moustaches. He thinks that men without moustaches are characterless.
　　Ramprasad has a moustache. He takes care of other problems by wearing kurta & feigning ignorance about sports. Bhavani hires him immediately. Ram is a hardworking guy, so Bhavani (& Ram) have no problems. However, Ram once takes leave by pretending that his mother (who died many years ago) has taken ill, and goes to watch a hockey match. Bhavani Shankar, who also attended the match, sees him there.
　　The next day Bhavani summons Ramprasad to his office and asks him about the Hockey match. Remembering the plot of a movie a friend of his is shooting, Ram convinces Bhavani Shankar that he had seen his "moustache-less" identical twin Lucky (alias Lakshmanprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma) at the stadium.
　　Bhavani Shankar buys his argument & feels bad about accusing him and decides to make amends by hiring Lucky to teach his daughter Urmila (Bindiya Goswami) music. Ramprasad reluctantly shaves his moustache to become Lucky and starts to teach music to Urmila. He is helped by his actor friend Deven Verma (playing himself).
　　Now Urmila aka Urmi is the exact opposite of her father. She takes immediate liking to Lucky, while Ram is barely noticed by her. Bhavani notices this & gives Ram another job to tutor on the pretext of her exams. Meanwhile, Mrs. Srivastav (Dina Pathak), a socialite, is roped to play the part of Ram, "Lakshman" & Ratna's mother. Like Ram, she also ends up playing her own twin in front of Bhavani.
　　Ram decides to tell Urmila the truth. Urmila tells him to tell the truth to Bhavani as well. Ram goes to Bhavani to tell the truth, but Bhavani sees Ram's moustache giving away. Bhavani exposes Ram, but ends up thinking that Lucky murdered Ram & impersonated him to marry Urmila.
　　In a hilarious chase that follows, Bhavani ends up totalling a police jeep. The Senior Inspector (Om Prakash) mistakes him for a thug named Pascal D'Costa & is about to lock him up in the jail. Only when his Inspector identifies Bhavani Shankar by his real identity is he freed. By now, a harried Bhavani has developed hatred for twin as well.
　　On coming home, he finds that Urmila & Lucky are married. He refuses to give them blessings, until Dr.Kedar comes to the scene & explains the whole situation. Now, Bhavani becomes even more furious, but on everybody's insistence, relents. The film ends with a family photo of Mrs.Srivastav, Ratna, Urmila, Ram, Dr.Kedar, Bhavani's sister Kalindi (Shubha Khote) & Bhavani (who is shown without moustache).

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  • 覃又青 3小时前 :

    点映。俗话说，金钱乃万恶之源，人心是无底深渊，“反转”大法好，大家参与来耍宝，一个房子就像一个舞台，导演不停给每个角色加戏，不到最后猜不出结局系列……酷炫烧脑外衣下也不过是一个平平无奇的故事，算是国产黑色电影的一次有趣尝试吧。本来纯粹是为了老戏骨的演技而去，没想到剧作结构也挺特别（其实也不无聊），无论范叔张颂文还是窦骁，都没有让人失望。映后交流见过窦骁真人本尊，帅啊就一个字。最大的感受就是——希望人心向善，周深的主题曲《美好的世界》很nice，温馨提示——片尾彩蛋才真是划重点（最大反转），千万别错过哦。

  • 隗学名 7小时前 :

    窦骁出场和结束前变身两个地方比较出彩，故事节奏有点慢

  • 郁访文 4小时前 :

    我挺喜欢的，当初应该买票去电影院看的。

  • 骆曼音 3小时前 :

    就各种狰狞面部大特写，高速镜头尴尬体操动作，轮着圈卖关子，反转反转再反转，大音量配乐轰炸，导演像贴着你的耳朵喊，意外吗，意外吗，大哥你意外吗，哈哈哈我都觉得好意外啊。我乏力地醒过来，看着低配的疯狂石头和滑稽戏一样的低俗小说，脑子里只有四个字，没有必要。

  • 漆雕玉琲 3小时前 :

    个人觉得男主演技比吴君如好（她的哭戏特写看着假），少年时候是，成年以后更是，小时候不算。

  • 风成业 7小时前 :

    人物类传记篇难拍，就在于很多电影的情节拼贴痕迹太重了，忽视了很多情节上的逻辑漏洞，而是直接强行升华感情，非常不自然。

  • 蚁青香 2小时前 :

    验货那里看哭了……作为国产悬疑喜剧类型片，完成度很高，本片悬念得以成立很大程度依赖叙事手法，如果按时间顺序拍摄那就毫无悬念了，这和推理悬疑有很大不同。而所谓的反转，也不过是叙事格局没打开而已，甚至称不上“反转”。新人导演，3星+0.5星鼓励。

  • 星文 1小时前 :

    国产还算优秀的悬疑片，非常中国特色的黑色幽默，各种反转很有意思，警察为什么会被勒晕，管监控的就被椅子卡了这么久还没出来，医院里就那么容易拐走一个小女孩，范伟不愧影帝，撑起全场，没人有他这么猥琐了

  • 汤霞绮 4小时前 :

    中间偏后的部分一度很搞笑 其余都是只有黑色没有幽默 拍成短片还行拍个电影让人感觉有些迷惑 有些松散 张颂文这个角色完全没什么发挥啊 全片都一个表情

  • 盛运 7小时前 :

    这要是导演的处女作那就值得五星了，而且片尾还有周深的电音，他是怎么请到的周深，期待口碑发酵

  • 闻怡君 5小时前 :

    虽然我还是看哭了，但不算特别好看，剧情过于平铺直叙和太多鸡汤式台词，吴君如的母爱也并不突出，和岁月神偷比真的有距离。不过估计金像奖入围是可以的，拿奖要看对手。最后一星给金jer的片尾曲，能在内地听到mirror的歌曲很感动。

  • 欢凡 4小时前 :

    老套的结构回溯一个俗烂的罪案故事，男主浮夸的演技也无法与几位出彩的配角相抗衡

  • 星辞 7小时前 :

    少年小演员太动人了 那种青春期的气质真的是一生只得一次 当然青年也很棒 吴君如大概是喜剧底演员演阿妈最令人信服的一位了 本来是想宣泄情绪 好好哭一场 但是传统高潮很难心干手震 眼泪当然会流 大概是流给这件事本身吧 人啊 有时候脆弱的就是一个小小的不经意 就是几代人的人生 当年恋人絮语的两兄弟 各有各得着 也谢谢尹志文 还是想看这样的题材有人拍 开场看到卢海鹏出现在大银幕的感觉可太好了

  • 班睿博 4小时前 :

    衷心地祝福这部电影能票房大卖，这类原创犯罪喜剧文本在之前有段时间疯狂的涌现，后来要就一阵一阵消失了。导演初次长片不易，摄影出身的他在构图、运镜上很值得考究，但还需成长。演员的调教、人物动机和密室内人物关系，都还要进步。有些演员是好的，也尽力了，但也杯水车薪了。电影笑点存在，希望那能成为一部票房不错的腰部电影。

  • 郎山槐 1小时前 :

    想打及格分来着，想想还是打不到及格分，想做社会问题，做得欲言又止，想做任务矛盾，最后也没解决，还是老一套的“毕竟还是一家人嘛，有什么过不去的”，八方不靠的片子

  • 麴笑翠 4小时前 :

    最喜欢半夜11点交易人上门那段，老李和马明亮唱双簧接头，助手掏出小本本核算成本，还有人倒在了工作岗位上。事后想想，人贩子老大做点正经生意肯定能成事儿。

  • 星然 9小时前 :

    还是差了些细节 虽然是从母亲视角切入 但完全的对二儿子的忽视和传统的意外发现天才 严肃教练队员内讧都有些俗套 令人惊喜的时母亲扮演这吴君如 在时间跨度较大时还能准确把握符合年龄段的表演很厉害 比较惊艳的是片头把孩子放上蒸汽运输带决定放弃孩子 那种面对现实的无奈展现的淋漓尽致

  • 欧阳鸿风 4小时前 :

    不是粤语原声，配音真的难受😭

  • 牧白秋 7小时前 :

    剧情的推进是以人物的故事递进呈现的，有种剧本杀的感觉。节奏悬疑有趣，镜头语言巧妙生动，结构非常完整，有探寻人性与金钱的戏剧冲突。@不散

  • 笃平松 2小时前 :

    最后几幕真的看见了妈妈，就哭的不行了。本身也是很励志的故事，第一次跑上跑道的画面最动人。真人运动员其实长得更好看。然后每一场比赛戏的时候都在想，其实上面的每一个人背后都有这样的一段故事吧。人类真是神奇

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